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1eos:

how you let tumblr fame get to your head…… half the ppl on here can’t process compound sentences

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rawsaucesos:

bdasswarrior:

awake-society:

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💚💜💖

When I start to lose my faith in humanity, this beautiful post crosses my feed. 😢😊😍

HUMANS!!!!!
ARE NOT SELFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JUST IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAPPEN ON THE GRAND SCHEME OF THINGS IF THIS WERE THE RULESET AND NOT “get more money than Them”

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a-fools-stone:

boychic:

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…… yeah can i get your girl’s number?

bruh why is it that the guys with the coolest gfs gotta be little bitches about

first the witch gf and now this awesome lass

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nukacult:

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opticalwizzard:

sonneillonv-deactivated20220218:

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Nice try, burglars.

Y'all, I clicked through over forty terrible clickbait ads to figure out what the fuck was up with doorknobs and rubber bands. I am here, a scarred survivor, to tell you this bullshit is about keeping your kids’ doors from latching so you don’t wake them up from their nap if you check on them while they’re asleep. That’s it. That’s all. Go and be free of the clickbait. Remember me fondly.

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kosmonin:

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dankmemeuniversity:

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gliscore:

justnoodlefishthings:

personalgremlin:

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what do they know

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